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A way of announcing to people that something really dramatic has happened. Usually involves chaos and often violence.
"Hey have you seen what's going on out there?"
"No what is it?"
"Jack got caught cheating on his girlfriend and the shit has hit the fan"
The only NFL fans who actively hate their team. Don’t bully a Jets fan that’s just mean
Tom: hey look at David over there I’m going to bully him
John: don’t bully him he’s a New York Jets fan
Tom: oh okay
A slang term used to refer to anyone who has ever had to eject from an aircraft, in combat or otherwise. The name comes largely from two facts: Martin-Baker is one of the oldest and most well-known ejection seat manufacturers, and almost any pilot is thankful for that ejection seat when they have to bail out.
The Martin-Baker Fan Club: If you've ejected, you're a member.
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MCR fans are fans of MCR because of the music. Yes, there will be some people who are all "zomgz frankie is so hawt" or complaining about how "Gerard doesn't look hot anymore with blond hair".
They're obviously not proper fans of the music. A lot of people are fans of MCR, because MCR saved their life. Thats what they are there for. The band saved their own lives, and are there to help other people.
My Chemical Romance fans: My Chemical Romances new album rocks!
Not a proper My Chemical Romance fan: zomgz I havent heard it yet! Did you see wat Gerrald Way did to his hair?! It sucks he doesnt look hawt now. Oh well I've still got Frankie to obsess over like a stupid teenie!
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A person who ridiculed Michael Jackson and/or had absolutely NOTHING to do with him before he died and has suddenly decided that they are now his "biggest fan" after his devastating death.
These "Michael Jackson fans" are the prime example to the quote "You don't know what you got until it's gone."
Some MJ fans that became fans after his death make good points as to why they weren't such big fans of him then as they were now.
Others obviously lack sensibility and can't come up with a good excuse to save their lives.
The main ones that bother me are the ones that made fun of him and thought of him as a paedophile before he died and now say that they "love him to death!!! <333"
Actual conversation on Yahoo! Answers (after his death, mind you):
Some person: So, how long has everyone been listening to Michael Jackson?
Fake Michael Jackson Fan: Oh, I've def been listening to him since I was in the womb!!! <3
My thoughts: Really? Just...really?
I was very tempted to reply to it, but I decided not to get involved.
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Any person who poses as a Univerity of Texas Longhorn fan by wearing a recently bought jersey, shirt, fleece, hat, or any other sort of university apperal from a Wal-Mart store. This person usually has absolutely no affiliation with the Unviersity or even the city of Austin, but just wants to fit in by wearing winning colors at a cheap price.
Brian: Hey, you want to go watch the Alabama/UT game tonight?
Anthony: Thats cool, but I dont want to go to a bar and have to sit around and listen to all those Wal-Mart UT fans screaming and yelling for nothing!
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Manchester City has many supporters who indulge in terrorism at football matches.
If their players do badly some city fans carry a knife and attack supporters of the opposition and nothing gets done by Police.
Man 1: "It's the derby match r kid Man United vs Man City or Citeh as those knife carrying city fans call it"
Man 2: "Yeah mate, United better play poorly unless the city fans go kidnap the United players family and hold them hostage the terrorist scum"
Man 3: "Football is fixed anyway!"
Man 1 and Man 2 revert back to their caveman days and throw their faeces at Man 3 .