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A Matthew is a sweet, caring, guy, who may not always be the perfect looking guy of your dreams, but he's above and beyond in every other category. If you have a Matthew in your life, you may soon fall in love with him, if you already haven't. Keep him close, as you would regret losing him.
Matthew's typically have great parents, ultimately resulting in healthy social skills later on in life. Matthew tends to have nothing that he needs, but something that everyone else needs. He's the man that the world didn't know it needed. He typically stocks up on plenty of snacks, but is in desperate need of toilet paper. Usually stocks up on Ramen Noodles, but has no idea how to cook anything else. Will go out and earn a surplus of money just to spend it on the person he loves (who is also typically the person who cooks for him). Believes he's stuck in the awkward part of life between a mom and a wife.
"Who's that guy that's feeding the homeless?"
"Oh... that's Matthew!"
A fucking Man. The best ever. Biggest dick.
Wow that guys dick proved he was a Matthew!
Matthew is the realest one I know.
They are crazy and can sometimes be mean but in the end they are very nice. They are also a bit lazy AT HOME but when it comes to sports or when they're at other places they aren't very lazy. They are actually pretty good at sports. They also try to get you to do things for them. They do help you though.
The best person you could know. Matthew’s are always going to be there for you. They are good listeners, good friends, amazing boyfriends, and just overall good people. You don’t meet many others like Matthew’s. They can be cute, hot, and adorable all in one look.
Matthew’s are the biggest gentleman you could know. They open doors for not only their girl, but her friends as well. He doesn’t let anyone pay for anything and is such a sweetheart. He knows when you are upset and can easily change that around. Matthew’s will make you laugh like none other. If you have a Matthew, never let him go.
Friend: you’ve got a Matthew!?? LUCKY
Mathew is a cutie, but he will Google the voice and find out who was eliminated without telling you
Usually quotes movies especially movies like scarface and other Mafia movie's usually where's glasses and has dark hair and is sexy