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Virginity

Something that I shall never lose.

(Virginity is what you have before you ever have sex in your life. If you've NEVER had sex, you're a virgin. When you have sex, you lose your virginity.)

P1: "Did you lose your virginity last night?"
P2 :"Yeah, my dog was bending over in just the right position and I couldn't help myself."
P1: "...What?"
P2: "...What?"

by A Simple Idiot Was Taken February 16, 2022


Virginity

Bronies

Bronies don't lose their Virginity because no one wants to go anywhere within ten feet of them to have the sex.

by 2182929 March 21, 2022


virgin atheist

A virgin atheist Is a bitch who shits on other people’s beliefs just so they can feel better about their 2 inch penis.

Person 1: I believe in god.
Virgin Atheist: HAHA STUPID DUMDASS!!

by Wall tree February 12, 2023


Sushi Virginity

v.The act of getting someone to eat sushi for the first time. Usually done by friends. Consent must be given.

Kiara’s sushi virginity was taken from her, when her friends convinced her to have a fun time and eat sushi with them.

by Sexy Sexy American Cestino June 7, 2019


sushi virginity

To be ravished by Sushi for the first time

Mitch lost his Sushi Virginity

by GotSoma March 18, 2015


Virgin boy eggs

A freakish tradition in china where people will collect eggs from chickens, and boil them in the urine of young males. It is said that the younger the boy, the better the taste.

Forget being all sciencey and formal, what the fuck is up with china? Are they all nonces over there?

Chinaman 1: oh yes we are having virgin boy eggs later! Praise Xi Jinping!
Chinaman2: praise the CCP!

by Booty stealer January 30, 2024


virgin boy egg

A delicacy in Asia where eggs are hard-boiled in the urine of boys 10 years and younger

Virgin Boy Eggs are a disgusting dish. I don’t know why anyone would eat this.

by December 1, 2023