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toilet room wallet

When someone tries to help you out for free with no strings attached (like finding a wallet in a restroom)

Rob was looking for a job so I attempted to extend a toilet room wallet by telling him my job was hiring

by CouncilmanJR February 21, 2022


plunging my toilet

Vaginal or anal masturbation via a big fat massive dildo with a flared end.

He took out my fav toy and started plunging my toilet.

by Woodworkius April 16, 2021


toilet egg

When someone doesn't flush after peeing, and it has time to settle into an egg-shaped "yolk". If disturbed, it emits a terrible odor.

Guy 1: James was over, and he left a toilet egg in the bathroom...
Guy 2: Gross.

by smellyeggs February 14, 2016


Toilet Bandit

Usually a crack head running around town stealing all the valves off the public toilets for money to support their habit.

The Toilet Bandit struck again, the valves are gone!

by Robbiesbj July 30, 2021


Toilet scrubber

A gay dude who eats out another gay dudes butthole

That dude is a total toilet scrubber .

I used to scrub toilets to get my way through college , toilet scrubber for life.

by dragunov36 May 10, 2019


Toilet Scrubber

A chick that licks a dirty dick

Yo your bitch is a toilet scrubber!

by Slobonmycobb July 23, 2016


Toilet Sipping

A particularly tasty activity which consists of bringing a plastic or metal drinking straw into a public washroom, inserting the straw into an unflushed toilet bowl or urinal, and drinking whatever is in it. Bethesda's Fallout series makes use of toilet sipping in the form of in-game health regeneration with the option to drink from toilets, urinals, sewage tunnels, etc. However, you will not gain extra health or energy by toilet sipping in reality, in fact you will lose health and energy at an alarming rate and likely die in a week.

Person 1: "Eugh, what is on your breath? Don't tell me you've been toilet sipping again dude, you know that shit'll kill you."

Person 2: "Trust me, that holy nectar is worth every risk."

by KingDededededede April 7, 2020