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Having your home invaded by a porn star without warning. If a porn star invades your home it is usually to prove a point. Even if you don't understand what the hell she is trying to prove, in her mind their is a reason behind the home invasion. The sort of person that would do something like this is probably crazy and asking for an explanation wouldn't do any good. If you ask questions and people cover up for the porn star they are lying porn trash bastards and will lie about everything even if they know its wrong. Even if you might be in danger they still won't do anything or tell the truth. A persons safety is much more important than a porn stars privacy.
It sucks to be the victim of a Home Pornvasion
Sleeping in on sunday morning when all the good baptists go to services
Dude, Monica was bitching because you didn't go to church yesterday.
Had a rough night Saturday. Decided to do the home churching thing.
With a group of networked computers in a home, one high-performance PC/server acts as the brain for a set of "dumb" computers. Low-performance devices appear to run high-end applications (ex: video games) because they send the user's input to the high-performance device (PC/Server) and display its audio-video response.
You don't need a second gaming PC for your TV. You can just buy a cheap, quiet PC and use In-Home Streaming.
"this drink tastes like shit fam"
"throw that bitch home man. Throw it home."
When you are in for the night and unwilling to leave no matter how cool the opportunity is.
Friend: Hey, there's a killer party out in Williamsburg tonight. You wanna come with me?
Me: No thanks, I'm home as fuck.
When you fart in the shower and it just lingers there until you laugh or gag.
I gave myself an At Home GAs Chamber last night.