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An ugly short midget with a fat ass forehead, and smells like crab fart.
Jordan Uglyness
Means Nigga. Derives from TIK TOK
Travis: "What's good my Jordan?"
Cameron: "You're fucking gay dude. No one says that."
Jordan has a giant horse cock. Simple. If u see a Jordan (even if he name wasn't that originally), you should immediately talk to him, if your not already wanting to suck his giant meat :D. It is not hard to love a Jordan because he is so damn fine. Like he could get your mom, sister, grandma, and shit, even your best friend if you don't get him first. He is a "Sexual Creature" but you'll only find out once you guys link for the first time. He is someone you definitely do NOT want to lose and, in the case that you do, fix your mistake or get therapy, because u will want to kill yourself.
To quickly summarize, you want to date a Jordan because he's fine as fuck and has a long schmeat.
Your mom, sister, grandma, bestfriend, dad: Did you see Jordan? Holy shit he just makes me want to suck his meat!
You: OH MY GOD! I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING!
A Jordan has good style good hair good face good personality very sarcastic super bad at spelling and basic math, but very good at hard math and goes sicko mode all day all night
Jordan: Hi
Me: Hey Jordan I’m in love with you
Nasty smellin' bitch that needs to get her cooch washed out by a pressure washer. Synonyms slut,skank,whore,bitch,hoe,stanky
You know that bitch Jordan? Yeah her stanky ass slept with my home bitches manz