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Squirty shits that often result in eating an Apple before its ripe. Usually come on quickly and without warning. Causing the victim to make a run for the nearest crapper.
Look at that stinky Pedro run, boy must have a case of the Green Apple Quickstep.
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Man I got the green apple splatters, (insert profanity here)
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While a woman is menstruating, a man sticks his penis in the blood flow from the woman's vagina. He proceeds to cum on her face splattering her in semen and blood.
-"Did you hear about Karen?"
-"No what"
-"Steve gave her a hot apple blast"
-"Sweet".
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A slang term commonly given to a grouchy individual, particularly to young spoiled children or women on their rags.
Mary has the Crab Apple McNasties today; she's such a bitch!
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The original designers of Windows. They were using thier own GUI when developing and Bill Gates bought it from them on the cheap and proceeded to market it as his own making a fortune. So a good definition would be Unlucky and shortsighted
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A country bumpkin not yet accustomed to the ways and likes of city folk.
Jessa you apple cheek goon. I asked for Jacks 'n' Coke not moonshine!
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While having anal intercourse with your partner in a gas station bathroom, your partner bobs for the turds in the toilet that you have recently left for them.
Jane and I were at the AMPM yesterday and I made that bitch go bobbing for donkey apples.
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