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Simultaneous sex with all 3 members of the famed musical act Bobcat Goblin.
I rode the cat after the last show and the wounds didn't heal for a week. Maybe next time you can ride the cat, too.
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Snake-E Cat
-noun
A chimera like creature containing the Regular head of a common house cat and the body of a snake.
-Verb
of, pertaining to, person/persons that are momentarily/finitely lacking rational thought in a work environment
-Noun
That is a real nice specimen of a Snakey cat in his natural habitat.
-Verb
Josh went all snakey cat on us, so he's going to be useless today.
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Someone who is always tired, constantly dosing off at the wrong moments
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A man or woman who is an expert in the skill of cunnilingus. Must be publicly acknowledged by partner to be an official Cat Whisperer but in a tacit manner
At party -
Oh, Greg is amazing, he is an incredible cat whisperer, my kitty loves smothering him.
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smurf cat is a stupid internet meme that shouldn't exist it is a dumb meme and was made even worse when CG5 made a song for it.
NOTICE THIS MEME WAS MADE BY SOMEBODY TRYING TO USE AI TO MAKE A REALISTIC SMURF AND IT JUST SO HAPPENED TO LOOK LIKE A CAT!
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When something that is not a cat is very cat like. Can be used to describe/intensify a noun. Although usually positive, cat-tastic could serve to describe something that is cat like in a negative way (hairballs..)
That animal shelter was cat-tastic.
Cat shaped chairs are cat-tastic
I wish Jesus was more cat-tastic
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When in attempts to comfort and relieve yourself from your miserable life you suck up to your best friend, who is incidentally your cat or other pet.
Burt: "Aaron go home and kiss the cat!"
Aaron: "Come 'ere Ginger give papa a kissy"
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