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when you eat too much fruit on the bottom yogurt and you can't make it to the bathroom and you shat yourself while in sunday school.
o look at Jim, i told him not to eat all that fruit on the bottom yogurt.
-Yep looks like he got a case of Mississippi swamp donkey, right in the middle of church!!
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A donkey punch delivered by some unexpected fellow who suprisingly appears and instanainiously donkey punches the girl for his buddy who is not ballsy enough to do it himself.
So I dutch donkey punch -ed your mom last night, thought your dad would get mad, but it wasn't him.
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While having anal intercourse with your partner in a gas station bathroom, your partner bobs for the turds in the toilet that you have recently left for them.
Jane and I were at the AMPM yesterday and I made that bitch go bobbing for donkey apples.
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Erotic reimagination of the popular party game. Female blindfolds male before rotating him 10 full turns. She must then assume the doggy position. It is the goal of the male to pin his 'tail' inside the ass of the mule.
That party last weekend was rad, bro
Dude we can't be friends anymore, the guests all left after you tried to initiate a game of pin the tail in the donkey
Whatever man, that chick took dick like a true hero
Humongous fingers the size of donkey dicks
Diana lost her virginity to Amer's donkey dick fingers
To "Reverse Swamp Donkey" is very similar to "Swamp Donkey," the only real difference is the gender roles. In a Reverse Swamp Donkey, a horny male gets a girl plastered, while the male stays sober, but pretends to be drunk. Once the girl is nearing blackout, the male takes her upstairs and has shameful sex with her.
"Dude, did you guys hear about Stuart? I guess he swamp donkeyed some girl last night."
"Bro, only chicks can swamp donkey."
"Then Stuart reverse swamp donkeyed her! That slimey sack of shit!"
the ultimate virginity repellent and sex attractor
oh shit that's donkey kong land, not again