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a. A fart sounding like a duck got stepped on and died
b. A prank envolving farting onto a super soaker and blasting someone in the face with a high powered fart
i better not let this one go its gonna be a fart blast and i dont have a change of underwear
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When someone, usually a male, puts one of his ringers directly outside of their anus, farts, and puts the stench of the fart elsewhere.
Example 1:
Guy: Wow, I didn't know my farts smelled so putrid until I fart transferred them to my nose!
Example 2:
Jesus man, why did you have to do a fart transfer in my face!?
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The act of releasing a small portion of your fart to avoid confrontation.
There was no way I'd make it through our long quarterly meeting without farting so I had to employ my fart throttling skills to release gas without getting caught.
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The act of humping and pounding a sweaty anus with which hot, steaming, acidic fart gas jet pulses fourth into the humpers wide open nostrils. The smell of the gas is so pungent that the humpers nostrils burn and blister which, being that the humper is sadomasochistic, makes him/her blow his/her load.
"Damnit my home fries, that fart sex last night with your mother was fanstastical!"
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When someone coughs and lets out a fart either accidentally or strategically at the same time.
When someone serendipitously farts while coughing and the cough masks the sound of the fart.
When someone coughs to hide a fart with devious intent.
As I was laying in bed I coughed and farted at the same time, then I asked my boyfriend what he'd just heard. He said "I just heard you cough." I smiled and told him to take a deep breath and that I just laid a cough fart.
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To be so excited about something you almost shoot the gayest thing in the world out of your butt. Similar to pooping kittens.
I saw the cutest little puppy earlier and it made me shoot off several rainbow farts.
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