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When your buddy comes over on new years day, and you let him put it in your butt, without any lube
Man, I love going over to my buddies house okn new years day for some sloppy ham
a chess youtuber who has a lot of ham on it
random noob: "who are you watching"
gotham sub: "got ham chess"
A chess youtuber that always got ham with him.
random noob - who are you watching?
gotham sub - got ham chess
random noob - oh, he got some nice ham
Using bbq sauce to eat ass… it’s a Texas thing. (NOTE: Don’t use with anal irritation or tears…it could burn.)
I was going down south the other day with Margery and got to thinkin’, this sure would taste better with a Texas ham sandwich.
When you are so fucking hungover you are unable to talk....and unable to walk.
Johnny didn’t make it to class today because he was Hung like a Ham
The most retardedest, stupid, dumbest, fatest, most garbage ass coach to ever grace the beautiful National Basketball Association. He is considered retarded by many. Often times, he is spotted playing "pocket pool" courtside instead of coaching the Los Angeles Lakers. Some people refer to this demon spawn as "darvin hamas." This idiot has done his absolute best to sabotage the end of the greatest person to ever touch an NBA basketball, Lebron James Sr. He started off his Lakers tenure 1-9. In his own NBA career, he averaged 2.7 points per game, now Jeanie Buss calls upon him to coach Lebron. On many occasions, he has overruled Lebron's attempts at challenging plays, most recently on April 27th, 2024, in game 4 against the Denver Nuggets. He is considered to be in an ongoing love affair with Los Angeles Lakers player, Taurean Prince. One of his favorite things to do is run a four guard lineup, which involves playing for players at one time who specialize at PG/SG. He has even done this when down three games to zero in an NBA playoff series.
"What a dumbass decision, he must be pulling a Darvin Ham"
When you finally leave something or someone you realized was complete trash.
1. My job f*cking sucked so I finally tossed the ham.
2. My ex was ugly and smelt bad so I tossed the ham..