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A badass city that contains many fly peoples
Damn I hate Minneapolis - lets go to Saint Paul
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Akin to getting one's salad tossed. The reference being to Newman's line of salad dressings. Salad tossing ofcourse, being the act of getting one's asshole eaten.
"I thought she was going to be the girl of my dreams, but when she gave me a Paul Newman on the first date I started to have second thoughts"
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a dictionary used used for understanding what sean paul is saying
"can't pon it long no eat no yam no steam fish nor no green banana"
me:what the fuck is this guy saying?? better look at sean paul dictionary."
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deep in the woods you may find heaven or hell and if you stick around for four years they hand you a degree. a beautiful place
"Here is an example of a wensday night at paul smiths college"
Forestry major: After we drink these pabsts we will walk across the frozen lake to have a fire and invite larger ladies whom no one will judge me for getting with
Culinary major: Yes but first lets smoke this well grow outdoor that is very cheap here in the fall and eat some of my carrot soup
Recreation major: I sure love the proximity of the adirondack mountains, now lets go get those fat chicks
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when someone makes a face like they can't believe what just happened, or they can't believe you just said that
Guy to his friends: she asks me, so I tell her, yes, you do look fat in that dress. And gives me paul pierce face like you wouldn't believe.
The act of consuming a croissant without crumbling a single atom of crumb. Throughout the period of enlightenment this was considered an impossible act by mere mortals. However, in the year 1869, frenchman Jean-Paul Bordeaux brought the human race to a new horizon of the art of croissant-eating (croissantology) when he consumed an entire croissant in one bite; completely without crumbing. One can draw great parallels between the Jean-Paul Manoeuvre and the more modern "Grape Fruit Technique" due to the similar wrist movements whilst performing both manoeuvres.
Jean Valjean (whilst in the possession of a croissant): "Do you think there is a way of eating this without crumbling?"
Mathieu: "Hell no mon ami! The only way is to perform the The Jean-Paul Manoeuvre."
Paul C. Hemmes developed a fondness for film at an early age, fired by his paternal grandfather’s flair for home movies and his first screening of Squirm in 1976. While a fan of all types of films, genre films such as horror and science fiction are among his favorites. His educational credits to date include a Bachelor of Arts degree in Communications from Columbia College Chicago as well as a Master of Science Degree in Information Systems from the University of Phoenix. In addition to his Executive Producer role on the documentary, The Reptile Sanctuary, he also wrote, produced, and directed two feature films, The Domain (2007) and Dead Enders (2009), which he created under the banner of his multimedia company FANCY LAD FILMS.
Paul C. Hemmes, Hemmes, Hemmes, Paul C., Hemmes, Paul
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