Cooked your bacon

One who catches an STD or infection of the genitals. Originated in Yakima Valley 509.

Is that the girl who cooked your bacon???

Hammered Bacon

The act of closing your eyes whilst opening your mouth as wide as possible. Commonly used in a game format where one person will go hammered bacon while waiting for the other player to say “I see you”
The current hammered bacon record is held by Kyle from NJ. The victim of Kyle’s bacon hammering was Brendan from NJ.

Bro Casey went hammered bacon for 3 minutes before anyone realized.

Bacon Hugs

Bacon hugs are the fondest, most adoring hugs you can give someone. Means you love them more than bacon.

Spencer: How’s it going with the new guy, Logan?
Falisha: Ok, I think. But he sent me the bacon and the smiley hug emojis. Weird?
Spencer: What!? He’s way into you. It doesn’t get any better than Bacon Hugs. 🥓 🤗

Sphincter bacon

Little flap between your hoo ha and booty hole from tearing during child birth. Usually caused by a bad patch job.

I was about to go to pound town till I saw her sphincter bacon smiling at me.

Bacon hair

Cringe ahh hair in Roblox

Your hair sucks bc its Bacon hair

It's bacon

referring to something insanely delicious

Have you been to the new restaurant down the street? It's bacon!

It's bacon.

(adj.) referring to something insanely delicious.

"Have you tried the new restaurant on main? It's bacon."