April 18

Someone born on this day is super toxic. They are also those kinda people that think blue eyes are a personality trait. I'm also getting short vibes... Oh and they prolly get "hurt" a bunch.

Person 1: You don't have to start this kinda drama...
Person 2: I was actually born on April 18th so I do actually..
Person 1: I am so sorry!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Your parents don't love you do they?
Person 2: ...-cries like a bitch-

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April 22

April 22 is national fuck chloe day

Zariya you gonna fuck chloe tonight on April 22?

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23 april

you are the biggest danga in the world

wow look she is born on the 23 of april she is a danga
23 april birthday

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April 10

whoever is born on this day will be kidnapped

Stranger: when’s your bday
Girl: April 10
Stranger: you getting kidnapped

Girl: a shit

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14th of April

A day when you pinch guys nipples aka Pinching Nipple Day.

Omg it’s 14th of April, I haven’t made the list of guys who I wanna pinch their nipples yet.

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April 8th

The day when 16 year old Xavier weir Died due to Gunshot wound in his head and shoulder .

"Man did you hear today is April 8th , Long live Xavier Weir ."

" Heard He was number three on google when you searched up Xavier ."

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April 11th

It is a glorious day where you find the sexiest girl you know and smack her on the ass and ask for nudes.

Guy:*smacks girl on ass*
Girl: WTF
Guy: don't worry it's April 11th
Girl: oh ok, you want nudes too?
Guy: hell yeah!

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