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A cute girl with east asian looks
“I want an asian sunu gf so bad.”
“Check out the asian sunu at 2 o’clock.”
When ye tits are noice and hard
Person1: this cold weather is giving me some Asian sandbox
Person2: oh wow same John
1. Whatever is being used as a table as you are sitting on the floor
2. the floor
We used a chair as our asian table.
She laid down on the asian table and we made out.
A hot little man, that I really enjoy speaking to and chatting to. Occasionally sends me picture of his shoe, with flash. Very hot. Everyone hope they can be with him, but I claim his heart already even though he don’t like me in that way probably. Bella still like Jerry and will get him 😉 luv u
Me: Hey, Jerry. How’s life?
Jerry: lemme send u a shoes pic
Me: omfg thank u so fucking much papi I love u
Jerry: no worries :) ur a cool person; let’s meet
Me: omg yes!!!! Really?!?! When?
Jerry: no lol
Asian jerry with nice shoe.
When you bring a ladyboy home from the bar in Thailand and pound it from behind with your ham candle and end up nutting on her ass hair.
Man that dude from the bar was so hot last night. She let me hit it raw and finish it off with some Asian slaw.
What your girl says when she is secretly getting dick from another guy.
Yeah babe, I’m just going to eat Asian takeout.
When your Asian friend is too good at navigating
Me: Do you know way to A?
Ur asian friend: follow me, I know da way
Me: in my mind (in Asian navigation we trust!)