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9 to 5 jobs

Are shit. Any YouTuber claiming that their is nothing wrong with 9 to 5 jobs is lying to avoiding losing fans for denigrating... Well... They fans. Because THEIR FANS have to work 9 to 5 jobs.

Hym "Show me a single YouTube who disparages 9 to 5 jobs and I'll show you a YouTuber with 0 subscribers. They're like women! 'Baby dicks are a fine! I mean, my boyfriend has a big fat cock but... You know, there are benefits to having a a 9 to 5- Uh, I mean, baby dick.' They use FEMALE MANIPULATION to pander to their followers. And retaining followers motivates literally everything they do! So they DON'T HAVE TO WORK A 9 TO 5! If you work a 9 to 5 job.... YOU KNOW that there are A LOT of things wrong with 9 to 5 jobs. They want you to deny reality entirely."

by Hym Iam March 6, 2024


long nose 9

Usually referencing a 9mm pistol with a long slide/barrel

For example:

Polo: "aye check out this long nose 9 I jus got"
*pulls out pistol*
Von: "nigga that shit go hard"
Durk: "a nigga always gotta keep a pipe"
*pulls up Inna fucking tank*

by El pinche locoso March 5, 2023


9 august

the day of sending a pic of your ass to your friend

that means you have to send the photo of your ass to him -9 august

by sonoetero August 9, 2022


Jamaican masturbation technique number 9

When someone inserts a pipette into the penis hole, and starts the release water in the penis. And starts jerking it. When they finish the water splashes out inside the cum and you start eating it for good luck. People may also use jumpercables to stimulate pleasure while doing Jamaican masturbation technique number 9

Yo Vincent stop doing Jamaican masturbation technique number 9 at my house

by Bleacher brah January 13, 2025


9.th of August

The Norwegian National day to get as drunk as possible, based on last year`s event in norway where close to 100 people met up on an island and got as drunk as possible

Do you look forward for 9.th of August?
"Yes i,m always looking forward to get as hammered as possible"

by jonski3637 April 25, 2022


bvd yuwsuhnjdfcgvhbnuwsedfghd5fnm8g,9

A 6d thing that prohibits anything from existing.

There are no uses for the word in a sentence, but it's used in common words to describe it, for example:
Wow, I wonder why the thing that stops things from existing {bvd yuwsuhnjdfcgvhbnuwsedfghd5fnm8g,9} is very powerful...

by jaebaen March 15, 2023


Grade 9 Gyatt

The grade 9 gyatt is an urban legend found in rare locations. If you locate this mythical phenomenon please contact your local doctor as you will be controlled by the temptation of the grade 9 gyatt. Proceed with caution as one sighting can cause temporary blindness, and drooling.

Oh shit I spotted the GRADE 9 GYATT

by Gyattsearcher September 18, 2023