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The hedgehog's skin is larger than necessary to cover its whole body. When it curls up it pulls its skind down over its head and rump, so that it is completelt protected by its 3000 or more spines.
I believe friend of bob to be a mortuary worker, a hedgehog, and an inspiration to children everywhere. no, really.
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When you can't stop watching bobs burgers
I think my roommate has Bobs burgers syndrome he has been non stop watching it for 14hrs straight
1- non-hetero hack painter with a white-guy afro.
2- anyone who buck's up and goes through life happy despite the fact that everything around them is shit (like being a non-hetero hack painter with an afro, for example).
"hey timmy, you look down. you okay, girl?"
"yeah, i hooked up with this dude from my youth group last night. he was tossing my salad and i accidentally shit on him."
"yikes!"
"yeah, my life is shit but i'm gonna bob ross it anyway."
"way to think happy thoughts, timmy."
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Where a guy gets head from another girl
"yo joe i just got bobbed out by that adrian trick"
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The artist who released "Nashville Skyline," which mrs yuck obviously didn't listen to, or else she would know Bob Dylan CAN in fact sing. Furthermore, he's a better lyricist than she could ever hope to be.
The author thinks that he speaks for Dylan fans worldwide when he asks mrs yuck to go back to listening to Blink 182.
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Coolest guy ever. Has a unique voice, and LURVE it.
He's JEWISH!!!!
He was a hottie when he was younger.
Not anymore.
Overall... the coolest person eva.
Me: Look it's Bob Dylan on TV!
Tyler: He sucks. I like the Eagles better.
Me: *Takes out gun and shoots him*
Me: Haha, Bitch.
Tyler: x_X
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It's a catch phrase dating back to 1887, when, in a blatant case of favoritism, British Prime Minister Robert Cecil (a.k.a. Lord Salisbury) decided to appoint his nephew Arthur Balfour to the prestigious and sensitive post of Chief Secretary for Ireland.
So "Bob's your uncle" is another way of saying "your success is guaranteed."
You just put these parts together like this, and Bob's your uncle - you have a working model!
You want to go to the stadium? Go straight on until you reach the park, take the first left, and Bob’s your uncle - you're there!
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