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1. A menu item at Olive Garden. Grilled 18 oz choice T-bone brushed with Italian herbs. Served with Tuscan potatoes and bell peppers.
2. A Tuscan T-Bone occurs when a guy is ready to slide it gently into a cute, usually Italian, chick's pussy. He first takes a peek to enjoy the view and discovers a disgustingly hairy crotch, tries to ram it in before he gets sick, misses her camouflaged hole, and jams his cock into her taint. All of this ends with his bone crumpled into the shape of a "T".
Bill: Ouch! Shit!
Sophie: What happened?
Bill: What do you mean, what happened? I took one look at your snatch and ended up with a Tuscan T-Bone. You could warn a guy!
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Making love to a beautiful woman. Screwing a babe. (Usually the first time; first sexual encounter.)
Bart had flirted with Tina in the office for months. She seemed out of his league though; he probably had even placed her her on a pedestal. Yet tonight, here he was, screwing her... boning the prime cut... and she was loving it with him.
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1. Getting stoned and then finding someone to bone. Usually, with far lower standards.
2. Getting someone else stoned with the intention to bone them.
Guy1: "Woah she's hot, way out of my league though"
Guy2: "Dude, you could totally Stone N' Bone that!"
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One of the greatest rappers ever. Member of the group "Bone Thugs n Harmony" He was featured less that the rest of the members on every cd except btnhressurection becuase he wasnt signed to ruthless (easy es record label) He was sent to jail for threatening someone with an ak-47 and is up for parole in 08. dl the song "foe da love of da $" hes the first verse.
flesh n bone is a crazy ass nigga
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A penis after having sex with a woman on her period. Or the act of sex while a woman has her period.
My gal is on the rag but I'm horny so I'll take a red bone.
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When a woman has a violent shuddering orgasm and upon climax accidentally, violently, smacks her elbow into the bedpost, floor, wall, bathtub, cardoor, ect.
Tina got an ultimate funny-bone when her boyfriend rammed her against the wall, screaming Shazam!
When you wanna be classy and French before a meal but you don't speak French.
"This food looks hella good. Bone apple tea!"
"Quoi ? C'est « bon appetit » !"
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