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when you swing your dick around a piss comes out
Mike- Dude what the hell are you doing
Jim- I am boner flinging on you
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A classroom boner is a spontaneous erection that a guy gets when he's in class.
In aeronautics class today, I got a classroom boner!
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Adjective meaning extremely queer
Abbreviation BG
Girl one: Did you see him wearing that white belt?
Girl two: Ew that's so boner gay!
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An annoying member of urban dictionary. He needs to shut up and get a life.
Boner #5: herp derp Hi, I'm a homo! derp derp derpity derp
Random person: Shut up!
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Pronouced: {BONA-BIT}
Rendition of Bonafide. Brought about from a small group of UOttawa stoner friends originating from Brampton, Oakville and Aylmer areas of Ontario and Quebec.
Has several clear & hidden meanings, with proper applications to everyday situations, rendering a certain shock value to prudes and males uncomfortable with their sexuality. The term is very open to interpretation, but the main focus is on the bit of the boner, picturing a head with no shaft.
Boner-bit, may include such terms as: 'obviously', 'whatever', 'small amount', 'If I must', 'I'm enthused', or could be used as a term of endearment, sarcasm, falling short on a positive, and playing down someone else's success or happiness.
As well as another rendition, {Boner-Flop/Flopstons}, used as a term to describe a shitty situation.
Statement: "We have got to finish this report by tomorrow!" Re: "Boner-bit"-obviously /i.e. "quit bitching so we can get this done"
S: "Do you have any pitch on this blunt?" Re: "Boner" Large quantity- Re: "Boner-bit"-Small quantity.
S: "I got an 'A' on my exam!" Re: "Boner-bit"-whatever/congradu-fuckinglations I'm glad you're compensating for your hard-on for yourself
S: "I'm gonna fuck this girl tonight" Re:"Boner!/Boner-bit!"- That's great, exciting, I bet you're excited enough to get hard (potential sarcasm)/ any reference to fucking or using your cock/ playing down his assurance or COCKiness/ I could care less.
S: "I lost the weed I just grabbed" Re: "Boner-Flop/Flopstons"- paralleling an impotency issue with an amateurish/juvenile mistake.
S: "The dealer pinched boner-bit!" Re:"He shortened your count? What a Boner-FLOP... we'll have to call him out."-Fell short on a good thing (bit), ultimately flopping his boner/good time.
S: "I think that guy's gay" Re:"Boner-bit" - Could care less/obviously/ "Why don't you go compensate for your failed comfort in your sexuality by showing him your boner-bit (head w/ no shaft) and see if he laughs."
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A boner one erects while in the office working for the man. Too many office boners can ruin the reputation of the boner-e, unless he has the largest cock in the office.
Hey Bill, who did you bring with you to the meeting? Oh, no one, that's just my office boner.
Where's Tom? He's at his desk with his office boner.
Cindy, check out this office boner.
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