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Giving any wild animal a blowjob
Do you want to go give that Moose a Canadian dustbuster, Eh
Mixing half jack Daniels and canadian mist to make one
Man I was bent last night, too much Canadian jack
When you jerk off and it's only Maple Syrup coming out.
"Mason! Mason! I just had a Canadian Moment."
A member of the Canadian federal public service who is due to be cut, just like the one-cent piece.
Blogger one: 'Did you hear they're cutting the Canadian penny?'
Blogger two: 'Yeah, just like noone will miss them, noone will miss low-level workers in the public service.'
Blogger one: 'Yeah, Lewinsky and Tripp were 'peons,' but people noticed them, so I guess that's the difference between a 'peon' and a 'penny.'
Blogger two: 'They also had a stained-dress, though.'
Just like the Peruvian sweaty ball trick but with maple syrup.
She had low blood sugar so I saved her life using the Sweaty Canadian.
The white chunky seaman that come out of asian medic
Yetti got a big load of asian canadian gravy
Being Cursed a Canadian means you're more shy then usual due to being in a large crowd of people which you do not know well. The Term Originates from the Stereotype that Canadians are shy.
The Phrase is also, Occasionally, Said as "Cursed as a Canadian", Or replaced with "Shy as a Canadian".
"I was Cursed a Canadian at that family reunion"