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When you jerk off on her while she's asleep. Then she wakes up and has to pull the sheets off her like a sticky candy wrapper.
Fed up with her passing out early night after night, Kevin delivered a candy wrapper to Patricia so fierce she took the sheets with her to the bathroom the next morning.
When you jerk off all over her as she sleeps. Then she wakes up and has to peel the sheets off her like a sticky candy wrapper.
Having grown tired of her passing out early night after night, Kevin released a load onto Patricia so fierce she pulled the sheets off the bed on her way to the bathroom the next morning. "Fucking gross, Kevin," she muttered under her breath as she pissed, peeling off her candy wrapper.
When you get to dutch bros with ashley and have already ordered just to find out there was a cotton candy smoothie
Omfg theres a cotton candy man a smoothie
You say this when ur low-key getting hardcore fucked by 6 black men at once, but your mom calls you
Mom: "Hey what's going on?"
Me: "Artrafuckalrigard cotton candy'
Mom: "You're getting hardcore fucked by 6 black men at once??"
As a stuffed animal, they are so cute! In real life however, I don’t think so.
Look, I just won a candy corn penguin plushie!
When you take xtasy and acid together.
Hey my buddies and i are getting together tonight to check out this new band and we'll probably be Candy flippin' too, wanna come?
This phrase originates from Oregon and refers to small candies named "Starbursts" and this phrase is usually used at youth religious groups.