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The baddest, biggest, boss cat ever created. Loves to be brushed and sleep on back. Has a gentle demeanor, watch out he can be an asshole if he dislikes you.
Everyone needs a little Captain toast cat in their life. He’s just a necessity in all persons lives.
Its a superhero from a comic, little reminiscent of "Captain America" with a rim instead of a shield. Captain A.Muurikka is an outdoor enthusiast and also got a sidekick called Thruster.
Look! Up in the sky! A plane!
-Its a star!
-It is definitely a sandwich.
-Haha no, its just Captain A.Muurikka saving the world!
to use a numerous amount of ellipses in a sentence or sentences when responding to someone via text and capitalizing entire words for unnecessary emphasis
Sender of message: I... would LIKE to get to know you... if you're interested... please MESSAGE me...if you want...thanks...
Recipient of message: Wow - really captain kirking this aren't you.
An alternative super hero that dwells in the west country of England. Often mistaken for Dustin Diamond or Jerry Seinfeld. His super powers are a very powerful rimming jaw and a throwing arm belieing his otherwise Mr Burns like stature.
"I saw Captain Rim Jaw at Second Bridge last night, he left chocolate sauce everywhere"
He has small peepee and wants to fuck himself but hes too small pp
Bro my pp is a Captain Custom right now
A bartender who wears sandals and jeans, is obsessed with turning the televisions ever so slightly, and can not let you drink a beer without a coaster. He also sits with hot girls after his shifts and asks them if they want a drink, goes behind the bar to get them, and then he puts it on their tab. Big Dave Matthews fan.
Oh no, there's a coaster under my pitcher if beer, is captain sandals working?
After completing “The Captain’s Surprise” the giver will unplug from the receiver and then use the captains hat to catch any lose shit protruding from the asshole of the receiver. Then, the giver will place the shit filled hat on the receiver while blowing a foghorn.
The Captain’s Special (verb) Jonathan’s hair was caked with shit after receiving “The Captains Special” from Gary. The captains special was a shitty experience.