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The act of spraying diarrhoea from your arse into a swimming pool from a 10m high diving board then doing a bomb style dive into the water soaking any ther swimmers or bystanders in water and poos.
George: "captain koko chocolate dropped our entire PE class class while we were swimming yesterday."
Jared: "yea I heard, didn't the teacher tell him to fuck off?"
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It is a treatment for men who suffer of premature ejaculation. The treatment involves a man having sex with a dutch girl who proceeds, after a premature ejaculation, to defecate on the mans chest. This treatement helps men who suffer of PE, to hold on to their semen longer while having sexual intercourse with a woman and/or man.
John: "Hey dude I ejaculate too fast and my woman does not like it! I've tried everything, even extasis, and nothing works. What can I do?"
Tito: "Dude, get a dutch chocolate! I know this dutch girl Marieke, she knows whats up!"
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A mix of diarrhea and black sex. Maybe both at the same time.
Guy #1: Dude i made some chocolate rain last night!
Guy #2: Yeah!!!! Eww...
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The can of Crisco specifically used to lubricate the hand or glove for fisting.
I accidentally used the chocolate Crisco in my cookie dough last night. They ended up tasting like latex and shit.
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When a guy sticks his finger in a girls poopy bum & swirls it around really fast in the air with a bit of poo on the end of his finger.
"YO YO YO I just gave my girl a chocolate tornado!"
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What you get back after you pee in someones butt.
I fucked her in the ass and enjoyed watching the chocolate lemonade fountain when I was done.
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"I'm drinking chocolate milk"
"I didn't need to know that, Ian"
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