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Cow Udder

When you hang a bag of Franzia from a basement ceiling or from any apparatus that is above your head. Thus allowing you to open the valve and suckle the teet of the bag of franzia or the "cow udder" at mouth level. One must proceed to finish the bag by himself or with friends.

Max: Hey Dan I bet you and I can do a whole cow udder by ourselves.

Dan: Let me hang that shit up man!

2 hours later..... or maybe 1 hour later...

Max & Dan: What the fuck happened!?!?!? Fuck it clown!

by CowUdder February 29, 2012


public cow

An insult for a woman who has lots of sex with different men

Samantha was called a public cow by pedestrians as she walked down the street

by Sumgyen Pakistan July 26, 2022


Cow Snot

Another term for being really high.

Adam: "Did you hear about that weed farm burning down"

Derrick: " Yeah those guys are gonna be high as cow snot"

by XxSmithxX October 27, 2017


Stick a cow in the middle

1. Hire a subcontractor
2. Turn grass into beef

Developer: Hi, I have a project with elements A,B and C; what can you complete?
Contractor: A and B are fine, for C we will stick a cow in the middle

by asgjoipl August 4, 2024


Canned cow

this word can be used to associate someone who is an idiot or very stupid harmless word only used for joking and banter

stop being a canned cow

by jsjsjahah June 5, 2022


Cow burger

A) A burger but made with cow instead of beef (Noun)
B) When a trumpet player starts playing marches of the armed forces during science class

Oh god, he's pulling a cow burger!
Can I have a milkshake, fries, and a cow burger?

by Quonkleboi March 18, 2024


Cow neck

The act of deep throat being performed by a large woman

“Did you see Blinks trying to get some cow neck last night? He tried to bait her in by feeding her croutons!”

by Church boners July 6, 2018