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Basically, you're stupid and/or annoying, and your existence is an embarrassment and a disgrace to humanity.
Literally: If your dad had taken his penis out of your mom's vagina before ejaculation on the night you were conceived, you would not have been born and thus he would have saved the world the trouble of dealing with you.
"LIK OMG DID U C TEH NEW MOVIE?? BKBBUFPKYDKY DIES!!!!"
"... Your dad should have pulled out."
"LOL!!!1!"
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When your dad says he's going to get the milk, there's a 99.99999% he's never coming back.
-OMG! My dad is so cool!
- I think your dad went to get some milk...
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Snake: kill your dad, then die of old age.
Raiden: <(0_ 0 )>
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my dad said he was going to the grocery to get some milk
he never hasn't back for 8 years
guy: hey siri is my dad back from the grocery store yet
siri: sorry I can not help you with that
guy: fucking piece of apple garbage
a nommy root beer thats been around since 1937 and has no caffeine added
guy: you ever try dad's old fashioned root beer ?
girl: ya its da shit.
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This insult is the WORST POSSIBLE insult in the entire existance of man. if one should say this the elder god himself will eat ur mum AND big chungus
Tom: U gay as hell brotha
Jeff: Ur Mum Gae
Tom ur pap a trap
Jeff: ur sister a mister
Tom: dont make me do it
Jeff: do it bish!!!!111!
Tom: Ur mum and dad gae together lul
Jeff and his mother and big chungus were eaten by the elder god and is ded
A game where the victims three relations (Your Mum, Your Dad, Your Grandma) have to be dropped in a sentence without the victim noticing.
There should be a gap between You Dad and Your Grandma.
It can be countered by the victim at any point by saying the next relation, i.e. after Your Dad is said the victim can say Your Grandma.
……….I heard Your Mum got a new job……………….that’s funny I thought Your Dad was working in Stafford……………long pause………………Your GRANDMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (loud and exaggerated so everyone knows you lost Your Mum, Your Dad, Your Grandma)
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