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A Dirty Duff is a sex move inspired by the great Garrett Duffy, the most badass baseball pitcher to ever play for Red Mountain High School. A Dirty Duff is a signature move in which the male shoves a baseball bat into the woman's vagina and then proceeds to throw batting practice to the girl, the girl will swing the bat using the muscles in her pussy and clitoris and hit the ball.This is really a revolutionary form of exercise and can be very beneficial for the woman as it strengthens her pussy muscles and mental toughness. Using this move you really can hit a homerun, no pun intended.
Guy 1:"I saw you leaving school with Mackenzie the other day."
Guy 2: " You know I took her straight home and gave her that Dirty Duff."
Mackenzie:*squirt squirt squirt*
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Taking a middle eastern girl and popping a wine bottle cork into her bottom. Then bounce her belly down on your knee, until after the third or fourth bounce the cork pops out across the room. You yell...."Hey, Yo , Jericho!"
I was on a business trip in the Lebanon last month and when I was there a local girl suggested we play the Dirty Jericho. I was surprised when she took the cork from the wine bottle, popped it in her bum, then yelled, "hey. yo jericho" as she shot it across the room!
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Using a driving glove to have a wank, especially when driving a Landrover on the M25.
Aah, this traffic jam is awful. I think I'll releive the boredom and have Dirty Jon...
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little bitch who gets pegged with a pink strap
“Did you hear? He’s such a dirty hans!”
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Sneaks off to smoke pot at lunch time and doesn’t share
Bloody Nick did a dirty Marc on us Today at lunch when he come back you could blindfold him with a shoelace
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When two girls have your testicles in there mouth while they double fist you and they stick a pink vibrator up your ass.
I was out with Sandy and her girlfriend and they gave me a dirty Galen.
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When you take two fingers, dip them in mayonnaise and try to finger your flatmates sister while he is asleep.
Did you see Dawid’s hot sister?
Yeah I pulled of the dirty dawid last night!
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