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The act of being intoxicated and contacting someone via computer; the computer equivalent of drunk dial
at 2:00 a.m. over the internet
Mike: sup chump chump motjert fivkrgtf
Sean: You're drunk right now, aren't you?
Mike: dude im a beasty im chompin on boogers
Sean: Yep, you're drunk.
Way to drunk dial-up me, you cock.
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"Too drunk to fucktion" is a more specified spin-off from the term "too drunk to function" referring to someone being so intoxicated from alcohol that they can no longer perform even the simplest sexual acts with someone. This includes but is not limited to kissing, de-clothing either oneself or another, fellatio, cunnilingus, vaginal and anal intercourse. Once someone has reached this level of intoxication, it is often followed by violent vomiting and/or passing the fuck out.
Nick: "Hey, you're really drunk. You could barely get your shirt off in that game of strip poker. "
Evan: "Yeah and when I was trying to make out with you earlier you kept licking my face instead"
Kitty: "That's..cause...I'm....too drunk to fucktion!" (Kitty begins puking into a beer pong cup)
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A an attractive girl that has consumed much more then the legal amount of alcohol at an innappropriate time, causing her overly attractive male entourage to carry her somewhere.
OMG, that girl being carried down the bleachers is so Pi Phi Drunk! Damn. The game hasn't even started yet! She has not yet had an opportunity to "Back the Bears" as her shirt is stating!
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Drinking way too fast and way too soon, so that you're "that guy". Being extremely belligerent and possibly removing all of your clothing, or headbutting windows thinking you're Chuck Norris.
Aron: "you gonna get Dylan drunk, or Dy-lan drunk?"
Dylan: "I'm goin for the home run, Dy-lan's comin out!"
Mike: "you gonna get Dy-lan drunk again and bullfight cars this time?"
Dylan: "I was thinking more along the lines of trying to do a backflip over a bonfire naked"
Balboa: "Did you HAVE to break the window?!"
Dylan: "That was Dy-lan... I can take no responsibility of what happens when he comes out."
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being drunk on wine listening to 2001 by dr. dre.
Hey Renae, what are you dong tonight?
I think I'm gonna be wine drunk 2001...listening to DR. DRE
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When you yourself are not drinking but are around people that are, and as a result their drunkedness rubs off on you.
I was hanging out with that raging whore too much that i started to feel second hand drunkness
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when you messed up a very important task because you were too drunk.
I drunk the fuck up, she was unsatisfied.
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