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Man plays too many video games, you’ll never believe what happens next... John F kenedy
(Brad is playing video games in white kitchen. Enter Amy)
Amy: Honey, are you still playing that game?
Brad: Yeah, I’m on level 56. Now go away, you’re distracting me.
Amy: Brad, I just got this letter from my doctor. I have nose cancer!
Brad: Gross! I’m divorcing you, but not until my games over.
(Later. In parking garage, Brad enters with suitcase. He sees a Rolls Royce.)
Brad: WOW! That’s an expensive car! I’ll bet the guy who owns that is super rich.
(Amy exits the car.)
Brad: Amy! But, but how...?!
Amy: You see, after you told me you were leaving me, I stole this car to teach you a lesson. So you see, you can’t leave me if you’re dead!
(Amy jumps back in the car and runs Brad down. She gets out and leans over his crumpled body as he dies.)
Amy: So you see, there was no nose cancer, you were the cancer all along.
(Fade to white)
Dhar Mann: Hey Dhar Mann Fam! I hope you liked that message about why you should play too many video games and piss off your wife. Remember, we’re not just sharing videos, we’re changing lives!
A night of frivolity usually unstructured and starting at a bar.
When a group of friends meets at their local watering hole and sees where the night will take them.
"Hey, what are you guys doing tonight?
Not too sure were just going to f the beat."
That type of person who looks to art as an escape from her present and past. Her future confuses her so she tells herself she is stuck in a limbo of which she can't sleep nor love in.
She is the broken type of soul that knows what she wants but is too scared to chase.
She usually has a loud laugh but a quiet heart. If she gets close to somebody it will be for life.
Boy1: I heard the girl who has banta with Becky said no to the party.
Boy2: urgh shes so stuck up doing all her art, pretending its all she has.
Boy1: Yeah, the girl totally is Jane F alright.
when you learn about the new dvorak layout of the keyboard and write "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" using it.
A - "Hey, do you know what ~yd. 'gcjt xpr,b urq hgmlo rk.p yd. na;f eri~ means??
B - "Ur weird bro."
Primed and Ready To Fuck
When a picture of someone that is supposed to be innocent looks suggestive or sexual.
yo, you've seen these disney princesses on these toys lately? they look part-f!
dude, your sister is posting birthday pics on facebook, she looks part-f!
F U means Fuck Umali and its a hatecrime against the Umali family.