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One who possesses a chronic "liking" and "commenting" disorder.
That James kid is such a facebook whore, i had 10 notifications because of him!
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Closely related to the Facebook snob, the Facebook nob is known for:
- Adding you as a friend even though they barely remember you--and you certainly don't remember them.
- Using only the most annoying applications to communicate with you, such as sending you an animated monkey butt spanker.
- Using their status as an emo mood ring.
"Hey, so I accepted an invite from a classmate even though I didn't know who he was. His status is '...is lost without you', and he just poked me with a bouquet of poisonous mushrooms."
"Awww, no way, that guy is a total Facebook nob!"
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When two or more friends who can not meet up due to geographical differences, drink simontaniously and chat on facebook.
Hey, since you'll be outta town this weekend, do you want to have a Facebook Party Saturday night?
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The act of joining a group or adding a friend that you otherwise would not have done after looking at someone elses page.
Dude, I just saw that Bob just joined the "not being stabbed in the face" group on facebook. That's funny, I am so facebook poaching that!
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Someone who constantly sticks their nose in other people's Facebook business with the intention of creating drama, threatening to come to the other person so that they can "handle it", and then never actually showing up to fight and settle the situation.
"I unfriended Molly because she's a straight-up Facebook Warrior now."
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People that regularly post prophetic, inspirational status updates.
A Facebook prophet might post a status update such as:
"Today was a glorious gift wrapped in a tapestry of sunlight, rainbows, and children's laughter."
- F. N. Douchebag
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A word commonly used to describe hoes on Facebook.
Someone may qualify as a Facebook Hoe if they:
- Constantly post revealing photos of themselves with the intention of getting reactions and receiving attention, be it positive or negative
- Over-edit photos to create the illusion of being more physically attractive than they are off-line
- Are blatantly open about their unchanging DTF life style
- Make a point of letting everyone know just how little they take someone's opinion into consideration (only when it is negative)
- Occasionally or constantly post seemingly deep, meaningful, or heartfelt statuses and/or pictures of themselves to remind the world that attractive people have feelings, too
- Quote popular/well-liked songs (particularly deep, loving, overly-happy quotes; may also use quotes that are sad, bitchy, and/or "I don't give a shit about what you say" in nature)
- Can post a hideous photo of themselves with a self-destructive subtitle, and get numerous likes and reassuring comments on it
- Friend or unfriend people without any apparent causes (although it is often a case of liking someone based on physical appearance and/or life style, or ridding oneself of a "hater")
- Use "baby talk" to come across as being an adorable person
- Self-Destructive Comments:
"I look soooo fat in this picture!! ):"
"Ewwh, look at my hairr :P"
"Grossnessss to my outfit, buuuut ohwell!!"
- Baby Talk:
"I wuv you ((:"
"Awwwh, fanks ;)"
"Oh, I sowwy :/"
"Otay! :D"
Example 1:
Girl 1: "Guh-ross!! Look at this; 127 likes, 67 -and counting- comments..! And all it is is a picture of this fugly bitch sneering at a camera with her boobs hanging the fuck out!!" *gags*
Girl 2: "Ugh, I know!! And is that her TOILET in the background...? Like, what does that Facebook Hoe think she is??"
Example 2:
Guy 1: "Dude, look at this chick; her boobs are fucking HUGE!" *likes picture*
Girl 1: "Ummm, did you also happen to notice how ugly her face is?"
Girl 2: "Yeah, like, really. She looks like she's the child of Chucky and Anne Hathaway." *grimaces* "Total Facebook Hoe."
Guy 2: "Nahh, I mean.. It's not like, umm... She's not THAT... Oh. Hmmm- but just LOOK at those knockers!!"
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