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when someone inexplicably becomes a total dick, usually occurs when the person really needs to look cool.
Dave: Man, my date with Emily was going great until I had a total fag attack and spilled salsa all over her new dress.
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When someone waves their hands (the "flags") by rotating about their wrists while talking, which makes them seem gay.
Coined by Mark of FuzzySneaker.com on December 17, 2006.
Peter: (while waving his hands about his wrists a bit too much) So I was concerned about how well I was doing in the class, so I went up to the professor afterwards...
Mark: Yo...Pete...put away the fag flags.
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a heterosexual female who wastes way too much time time, energy, and empathy on gay men. she'll typically fall in love with him only to eventual be disappointed, she's usually self-righteous in regards to assuming that because her twink thinks like her, then that would mean he's superior to a sraight man.....Fucking confused!!!
Helen wishes all men would be more like Bruce... because then it would make having sexual relationships with men much easier... but since she's not having sex with Bruce because he's too cock-crazed, perhaps she's yet another emotionally confused girl who wants to change the world before she understands it...throw a stone in any direction and you'll hit one...
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A core fag is a fan of heavy/death metal music, but instead of liking the music for meaningful lyrical content or instrumental prowess and skill, they like the music SOLELY for their extremely unoriginal, but still "BRUTUHL" breakdowns and bass drops. Some typical core fag bands are Chelsea Grin, Suicide Silence, I Declare War and Emmure. At shows, core fags are those skinny kids who don't know how to hardcore dance, but instead, flail their arms and legs around like kids with Down Syndrome, hoping to hit/hurt someone in their fit during the "best part of the song," hopefully to soon get knocked out by a much larger, true metal head. They also separate themselves from true metal heads because of their absolute ignorance and arrogance when it comes to other, MUCH BETTER metal music. Core fags also believe that, if a band doesn't abuse and overuse breakdowns and bass drops, they aren't good/worthy to listen to.
Metal Head: I can't believe Chelsea Grin was on the Welcome to Hell Tour. They, and I Declare War, both suck so hard.
Poser: What are you talking about?! Lifeless by Chelsea Grin has to be the best song ever created! You know at the end, when they start playing really slow and he goes YOU'RE DEAD YOU FUCKING SLUT! and then the most brutal breakdown in the history of mankind happens. Oh my god it's so brutal I just want to hardcore dance right now.
Metal Head: ....core fag.
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Any douchebag who tries to emulate kevin federline's style by wearing baggy jeans, a dirty white wife beater, not shaving or showering for a few days, and having a crappy haircut.
"Is that a kfed wannabe?"
"No, thats a k fag"
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A woman that hangs around gay people.
That woman is always hanging out at the gay bar.
Yeah, she's a fag hag.
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A fat, heterosexual woman who constantly hangs out, sometimes sleeps with her gay male friends.
Often the fat female was an outsider anyway to her own straight culture because of her fatness. Unable to get many men in the straight world she befriends the ultimate cute boy. He is stylish, funny, fun and sometimes clever and a hell of a partier. They spend all their time together going to bars and late at night when neither has been chosen by others they go home together after the bar closes and have sex. Some faghags have died from AIDS because of this. While "faghag" ryhmes we should not forget the word hag means ugly. Originally the faghag was not so attractive. Maybe now in 2008 the meaning of faghag may include an stunningly, attractive woman hanging out with a gay man but back in the 1980's it was not so.
The fag hag had so much fun with her friend Derek that she sometimes forgot she was unpopular in the regular, straight world.
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