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The fingers used to hold toilet paper to wiping your ass after taking a dump. If you also use wet wipes your ass won't be stinking.
Guy 1: Man did you wash your wiping fingers after you took a shit? Guy 2: I only do that if my fingers smell like shit after wiping. Guy 1: That's nasty bro. You need to wash them every time after.
Where you dip your fingers in bojangales fry seasoning the you finger someone
Bingle fingering its finger lickin' good!
When you're so drunk you try to finger random female patrons in the bar.
Avoid Steve at the bar, he seems to get dickle fingers when he gets too drunk.
Finger jacking is when you vigorously finger a women's vagina.
Robert was finger jacking David's girlfriend's pussy and she loved it
A finger used to show ur superior than everyone else around you
I looked at bob and put up the middle finger
Instead of butter fingers, you get lager fingers. After a few too many, you subconsciously let your beer slip out your hands.
"Mate why the fuck did you drop your beer?"
"Sorry, lager fingers...."
When playing a game and one's fingers are moving so fast to press the buttons; that they only graze the buttons.
I was playing ROBEATS with Jess and I kept losing because of my feather fingers.