pull a jesus

verb: To act in such a way during sexual activities that one looks surprisingly akin to Jesus Christ on the cross. To do this, one lies motionless with arms spread, making out in such a way that it is commonly confused with gagging.

"I can't believe that Todd would pull a Jesus last night: I guess he was drunker than I thought"

Jesus Juice

Cum

I want your jesus juice inside me

jesus suits

A suit that jesus will wear when he comes on judgement day to repay the jews for what they did to him, its easily cleanable and flame resistant, and all white

I'm about to break out my jesus suit on that fuckin kid

team jesus

Derogatory term for Christian clubs and the like. Especially when directed at the evangelical sort.

Fuck! Here comes Team Jesus!

jesus x

an easier faster way to type or say "jesus christ"

Jesus fucking x that was a gross video.

Smokable Jesus

Another name for marijuana. Aka: Pot, ganja, weed, etc.

Stoner #1: Dude, did you get some of that smokable Jesus?

Stoner #2: Yeah, dude! Let's get fucking ripped off our asses!

Jesus-kun

The hottest discord user. AKA jesus-kun#1105

Jesus-kun is bae!!!