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An exclamation of anger or more properly amazement. The emphasis is usually placed on the word 'tits'.
"Jesus TITS!", George exclaimed upon coming out of the strip bar and seeing his new convertable filled with quick setting concrete.
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Simply and Utterly Denzel Washington
Damn did you see Denzel in that last movie, mother fucker is the Black Jesus.
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(verb): The act of saying, whether by voice, e-mail, text message, or other form of communication, the phrase "Jesus Christ" as a direct response to a communication from another person. (i.e. "Can you help me with something?" -- "Jesus Christ, can't you do anything yourself")
The verb Jesus Christ does not need a suffix as it can be used in its original form in past, present, and future tense. After all, it is Jesus Christ, Superstar.
Don't you dare Jesus Christ me!
Why did you Jesus Christ me?
If he Jesus Christ me one more time, we are through.
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verb: To act in such a way during sexual activities that one looks surprisingly akin to Jesus Christ on the cross. To do this, one lies motionless with arms spread, making out in such a way that it is commonly confused with gagging.
"I can't believe that Todd would pull a Jesus last night: I guess he was drunker than I thought"
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A suit that jesus will wear when he comes on judgement day to repay the jews for what they did to him, its easily cleanable and flame resistant, and all white
I'm about to break out my jesus suit on that fuckin kid
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Derogatory term for Christian clubs and the like. Especially when directed at the evangelical sort.
Fuck! Here comes Team Jesus!
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