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A "HAM Rub" is a more accurate definition for a "Blow Job." Describes fellatio as "Hand And Mouth" rubbing... as there is (generally) no real "blowing" involved.
My husband was hard all day, after I promised him a HAM Rub for our anniversary celebration.
A delicious ham bap with copious amounts of butter on that you buy in the City Arms Pub. They make everything so much better and cure even the worst of hangovers.
My wife just left me, the only thing that will make me feel better is a cheeky Ham Bap.
Someones just asked me to eat ass again - someone get me a ham bap stat.
The act of inserting the penis (or the ham) in between two girls vaginal areas as they scissor. Optional: To make it a bit more spicy, girl #1 can eat out the guys booty hole, or girl #2 can make out with the guy, or if you're a tallented group, you can perform both while performing the almighty Ham Pamphlet
"Bro, I know you're into peaking in on freaky ass groups who have crazy sex. Well did you get to catch me in the act of giving samantha and jenni a ham pamphlet?!?!"
Someone who has sex with a pig upside down in the south, most likely in Florida.
My aunt is a southern ham slut.
One who prolongs, procrastinates, puts off, or otherwise shirks responsibility.
“Did Dustin do the dishes?”
“That ham-bagger? He never does the dishes!”
Also known as a "Bologna Bungalo", It is a shed or shack mainly used for Sexual acts with ones self.
Person 1: You going out tonight?
Person 2: No, I need to get in my Ham Shack and get rubbed down.
Beyond going ham. The epitome of an ass beating.
I got 108 kills and only died 4 times. I went Claude van ham on those bitches!