(noun) A terrifying you should avoid.
"I haven't left the house in 12,856,195,683.6 days, because... humans."
"I rather spend extra money getting an item online than simply going out to get that item because humans exist."
Beings who slowly kill the planet. Some do the best not to, even though it is inevitable. Only humans can read this. So, are you, sadly, a human?
Person 1- Are you guys humans?
Persons 2- Of course, pfft!
you
"hey look at that human" said someone at the carnival
Overcomplicated doughnut with feelings.
Q: What is a human?
A: Very complicated doughnut.
A: That also can feel (optional)