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You see the creepy crawly thing that must die and in your panic you yell “Kill it with eggs before it lays fire” instead of what you were actually trying to say- to kill it with fire before it lays eggs.
Coined by spook AKA zombitini
*Sees a cockroach scuttle through the lawn*
“KILL IT WITH EGGS BEFORE IT LAYS FIRE!!!”
Apparently this boi is giving life to everyone.
Plz give m a soul YOU FUCKING HAG
THE ONE U SHOULD NOT HAVE KILLED
When two people randomly load a revolver with two bullets, two blanks, and leave two chambers empty. One person randomly spins the cylinder and fires at the other. If it clicks, they fuck. If it’s a blank, they marry. If it fires…
“I had to leave her she kept insisting that we play fuck marry kill Russian roulette”
“Damn that’s psycho. Glad you got outta that”
A modern variation on "kill two birds with one stone."
Since you are going to the store you may as well kill two cats with one lawnmower and return the cans.
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Typically used by band directors as a threat when you can't get a note right or scratch the floor with a timpani pedal.
I swear Jada if you don't hit that B flat I'm gonna kill you with a spoon then go after your family.
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finally without my penis chopped off or being hung i snuck passed as a chungy guard and assassinated big chungus that fag , time to chop off his penis then hang him
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a figurative phase used when one hates a certain situation
i don’t want to go to work screaming crying killing myself
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