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A method of using a fictional persona, on anything from social media to legal documents. Often only effective for short periods with longer term consequences including delusions of grandeur, schizophrenia, paranoia, dissociation from friends, family and, ultimately, reality.
It had been a last ditch attempt to bond with his father, enjoy the countryside and conquer a mountain together. He had hoped to heal many wounds but his incessant use of the Kicking Mustang Concealment System (KMCS) over the years had left him incapable of forming honest social bonds and he was left taking selfies below the clouds he had once aspired to surpass.
When a girl is so loose, your cock doesn't touch the insides of her pussy.
Union Street - Long, steep, wide, downhill street in the centre of Aberdeen, Scotland.
"Get any poon last night then?"
"Yeah, but it was shite. Like kicking a can down Union Street"
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on november 23rd, you're allowed to kick anyone taller than 5'4 with no consequences.
person1: "hey, it's november 23rd <3"
person2: "okay, and?"
person1: "national kick tall people day"
person2: *runs*
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Engaging in an extremely slow process.
Maurice was undertaking the challenge of counting all the hairs on his body. I told him he might as well be kicking dead whales down the beach.
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On September 1st this the day that girls can kick a guy in the balls and if you like it or not it will happen to you if you participated in nation grab ass day
Person: bro it’s National Dick kick day I’m soo dead
Person2: why
Person3: I grabbed a girls ass on national grab ass day
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When one exaggerates the truth or simply tells lies about themselves to be better impress, hang out, or date another person.
Person 1: Deceivingly tells someone else that they have a record deal inorder to impress Person 2.
Person 2: Knows that Person 1 is lying and tells them: You ain't got to lie to kick it with me
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Tired of guys slapping your ass on April 7th? Well it's your lucky day on April 10th as it is national kick guys in the balls day so hunny, kick away just if you were kicking a soccer ball
"Hey Skylar, It's national kick guys in the balls day! "
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