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The only way to counter the insult “your mom gay lol”. Using this will save your life and as a result bounce back all the gayness to the other person and end them instantly.
Obama: Hello my fellow Americans, I-
Your dumbass: haha dude your mom gay lol
Obama, staggering under all the gayness you just imbued on him: Oh yeah, well your dad lesbian lmao
Tú: oh shit *dies*
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The WORST insult you can ever will receive.
e.g
Me: ur mum gay lol
Random fuckface: ur dad lesbian lol
me: *falls over and lands in pile of shit*
Eyyy m8 ur dad lesbian lol
me: Fuk u *Dies*
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The perfect insult to throw back at those who say your mum gay lol
Him: stfu Your mum gay lol
Me: Well your dad lesbian XD
Him:Dies
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When a lesbian has such incredible and intense sex with another lesbian that their body actually believes itself to be pregnant resulting in amenorrhea, or rather, an "Imaccu-lesbian Conception." Such lesbian pregnancies are first detectable 5 days after a missed period and can last up to 9 months. They usually do not result in the birth of a human baby; however, the lesbian community has not given up hope.
Helen: "Damn, Tracy. You've been doing things to my body nobody has ever done before. I'm a week late. This is my first "'Immacu-lesbian Conception.'"
Tracy: "Baby. You didn't need to give me one reason to stay here, but I am proud to be your first. I will gladly support you through this."
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For the people who thought your mom gay was the biggest insult your dad lesbian is a response that you should use to that
Jack: your moms gay go die
Martin:shut up your dad lesbian
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n. Lesbian you just want to stick in your pocket.
Wow Stace, Did you see the majority were pocket sized Lesbians..
She was so cute I just wanted to stick her in my pocket and take her home.
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a platinum star lesbian is the opposite of a platinum star gay. this means a lesbian who has never slept with a man and was born via vaginal birth, meaning the first thing they ever did was touch a vagina.
“hey isn’t that girl a gold star lesbian?”
“no. she hasn’t slept with a man, but she was also born vaginally. she’s a platinum star lesbian.”
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