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also known as E.P.M, is a style brought about when melodic metal fuses with extreme metal(speed and power metal fused). the first origin of epic power metal came from the band "Dragonforce", when experts didnt have a way to describe their combonation of ambiant breakdowns, break-neck solos, heavy gallops, melodic singing, and seemingly undefinable lyrics. most epic power metal songs include a great amount of speed, organization, wide octive vocals, twin guitar solos, heavy bridges, and usually from 6 to 10 mins long. and are meant to give one the sense of epicness or disbelief.
"hey u guys wanna listen to some......EPIC POWER METAL!!!"
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(noun) Hard core metal/rock with religious messages; see "Christalica"
I fucking love Jesus!
If you don't believe in God, go to hell!
*insert guitar chord*
*jump into crowd*
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Death Metal for those of us who like to headbang and mosh w/o all of the same profanity...although some will always exist
random kid: a death metal based bible study in your basement? sweet
bible study leader: God + angry neighbors = very good
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a genre of music defined by simple chords, female singers, and Melissa Ethridge. tons of butch lesbians have shaved their heads to these tunes. Many songs from this genre are about other women and feminist ideals. Some artists in this genre include its founder melissa ethridge, Oratory, Beautiful sin, Dream Maker, Dawn of destiny, Magika, and shadowside.
Damn baby, This Lesbian Power Metal makes me hate things with penises even more
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to drive as fast as you can, to press the gas pedal to the maximum extent, to exert maximum effort,
- We're losing them!
- Put the petal to the metal!
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Should never exist, a couple of punk-ass kids that think they're cool but still are the boy toy of some priest. Death Metal and any sort of "Religion" what-so-ever should never coincide, it's just cheap ass subliminal messaging, which would anger any non-poser metal crowd.
Jimmy: Oh boy, have you listened to that new cd by <insert Christian Death Metal album here>
Billy: Yeah I love listening to that while my preacher bends me over and spanks me with a bible.
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A term whiney little emo kids use about their whiney little emo bands to try and associate themselves with metal in order to look cooler.
Emo kid: Hey, I love emotional metal bands!
Metalhead: There's no such thing. Now piss off and stop associating yourself with metal to try and impress your poseur friends.
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