When you fuck a girl in the butt while her head is in the toilet. After you finish, you flush the toilet and slap her ass while saying "thats why they call me dirty mike!"
Man, i gave this bitch the dirty mike special last night!
A gay man before coming out of the closet properly, he jokes about his friend being gay to help facilitate his own out coming.
Jesus Gleavy, you're being a bit of a Mike pie again. Don't you think it's time you find yourself?
micheal afton but shorter
random person: hi ourple person
michael afton: im called mike afton you ugly thing
Guitar player for the kick-ass band Pearl Jam and an overall awesome man. Has had fancy hairstyles in the past, and likes to wear interesting pants/shoe combinations.
"hey man what's that awesome guitar solo i can hear?"
"dude, that's Mike McCready! He's awesome!"
Doorside Mike was SO gay!... HOW GAY WAS HE?! He was so gay that even Los Angeles rejected him.
Used to refer to someone who has become so ridiculously cross-faded that even simple motor skills and actions required to live (ex. breathing) are a near impossible task.
Jared: Dude you were hella fucked up last night! Anthony had to carry you to your room and undress you because you couldn't even move.
Justin: Yeah dude you definitely Miked-it last night!