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lovers of nick sturniolo <3
“im a chris girl”
“im a matt girl”
deep down, we’re all a nick girl
A pun with a long pretense and many unnecessary details ultimately leading to a disappointing
Nick Joke:
A man was walking home alone one night when he heard a "BUMP....BUMP....BUMP..." behind him. Walking faster, he looked back, making out an image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him.
The man began to run toward his home, and the coffin bounced after him faster....faster...
He ran up to his door, fumbled with his keys, opened the door, rushed in, and locked it behind him. The coffin crashed through his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping on the heals of the terrified man. The man rushed upstairs to the bathroom and locked himself in, heart pounding.
With a CRASH, the coffin broke down the door, coming slowly toward him. The man while screaming, reached for something, anything....all he can find was a box of cough drops which he hurled at the coffin...and suddenly the coffin stops.
A tiny man born the year of 2008. He like avocado on bagels :)
Ohhh is that Nick Smart
Yeah!
Is he eating avocado on a bagel
Yeah!
When your friend orders 2 pizza pies, sits next to you on the couch and doesn't offer you a slice but eats both pies in 1 sitting.
Wow! Nelson is Nick Lish! He is selfish with his pizza.
a great adventurer from the broke period he studied at the ninja assassins college of kicking ass. and religious views are ninja and belives that voo doo pizza man will win for presidency this year.
"is that nick the young?"
"yea he will hang you by your dick so shut up"
Avid peddlers of hummus, toothpaste and pet food, well travelled adventure junkies as well as being the most lovely, loyal and amazing of friends.
If you meet a Nick and Sarah, you are one lucky person. Hold onto them forever.
this nigga is literally the lankiest nigga you will ever meet. He pees on his moms vagina then drinks it while getting booty fucked by his dad. Arnav is in love w nick he sucks his cock every night
Arnav: omg I love nick Doroskin’s cock so much