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The act of eating out your sister while she has a yeast infection. Then spitting it into your sourdough starter while she screams, “ROLL TIDE!”
This bread is homemade from using the Alabama bread maker.
When everything you have tried is all fucked up and nothing is working out for you at all or if somebody doesn't notice what your doing for them.
Man quit playing alabama baseball for a while (your trying to hard) and think about it before you try again, then you might actually think of something that will wiñ the ball game. If at first you don't succeed try, try again. Not everybody learns the same way.
Repeadetly kicking someone’s nut sack until death
Yo, you hear what happened to Jaquan, his girl gave him the good ole Alabama Stampede
When you jizz in a sock and then proceed to piss in it. Once you have finished you may proceed to put it in the freezer. Leave it for 24 hours and then stick it up your ass. You have just created and Alabama sock
Dude, I just found Kyle’s Alabama sock
Friends that have seen each other naked
John: Are you friends with Wyatt?
Chad: Absolutely! We’re Alabama friends.
John: Oh. We aren’t that close
When you tie your relative’s hands and feet together and then shove uncooked noodles into their rectal cavity, then proceed to remove it and eat it as she is giving you a blowjob.
Kaleb: Bro I had an Alabama Tucker-Noodle with my sister last night!
Quandale: No way dude so did I!
An Alabama Long Sleeve is the colloquial term for fisting a male, or sometimes a female, arsehole all the way to the elbow.
I saw Emma at the weekend and decided to put on my Alabama Long Sleeve