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EMinem's Long lost son. Loves rapping infront of his mirror. He owns a pair of gold encrusted, customized grillz. Dabs to rap.
Eminem: Oh son, you're so lit.
Jordan: I know Dad. Skrrt Skrrt
A Jordan is a cousin to a Karen. A Jordan is somebody, usually a white male, who on topics of social justice holds that there are many layers of counterintuitive reality that only themselves and other Jordans understand and which imply that nothing can or should be done toward progress in those areas. So named because they're often followers of Jordan Peterson.
Before that Jordans told me about black privilege I was out there protesting like a fool I'm ashamed to admit.
jordan is a dick sucker who doesn't know how to fucking keep it in his pants and needs to get fucking nuderderd.💅💋
"ugh that bald boy look like a jordan."
A word a coon made on tiktok to get white ppl validation.
This Jordan Mad
Jordan is typically one of the few male creatures with a unreasonably large log between his beefy thighs, they say all Jordan's have their 3rd leg measured with a trundle wheel by the age of 11. by the age of 17 their cock is incredibly destructive as the force it gathers with its swings is so insurmountable that anyone in its way will perish. due to the amount of blood circulating through this log of theirs there heart has to work overtime, meaning they will die an early death, which if didn't happen civilization as we know it will most certainly collapse and fall under the supremacy of all of the Jordan cocks circulating through the cock economy.
Wait is that guy a Jordan? how old is he?
'17'
fucks sake we are done for.
Jordan a hot sexy beast. Is a beast at soccer and get all the ladies