Hole-In-One

This phrase can mean one of two things. In golfing terms it means hitting a ball into a hole in one try. The next meaning isn’t much different from the first. If your girl starts getting frisky she might as for a Hole-In-One. This is when a man nuts so hard the cum flys into the air. If the giz becomes airborne then the woman will attempt to catch it in her pussy.

Lizzie: I need you at my house right now!
Raymond: What’s wrong?
Lizzie: I need a Hole-In-One!
Raymond: Ok Lizzie I’ll be there in a few minutes.
Lizzie: Don’t Forget the lotion like last time...Now I understand why they call you Red.

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A fat one

One living entity of large volume especially in the measurement of weight.

"Over there, she's a fat one alright!"

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cock one

speed of male ejaculate -race car drivers and fighter pilots come close. -only my working week-ends off move faster!!

john was all a-churn, but before he knew it; he was hitting cock one!!

jill was vigorously grinding john, but had little knowledge, he was approaching cock one!

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popped one

To pop m/molly, E or any other mind-altering drug

Fuck it, I popped one. I'm up for anything tonight!

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One Direction

A British-Irish boyband set on destroying your life and dragging you to hell, full of shady drama, shitty PR stunts, and LGBTQIA intrigue.

Person 1: What's a good drinking game?
Person 2: Take a shot every time One Direction makes you want to get hit by a bus

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One Direction

Da sex. Hottest boyband out there. Includes 5 fit british lads: Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan, Liam Payne, Zayn Malik and Harry Styles.

Also known as '1D', our boys, hottest band in the history of the world etc...
Their fans are called Directioners. People say they're the deadliest of fandoms.

Hi. We're ONE DIRECTION.

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one and done

A highly popular term, used by a kid named Steve, that translates to a QUICKIE.

1. A chance to fuck a random woman spontaneously, and immediately leave her (while she sleeps, perhaps?)

2. Faking your way through a relationship so that you can score in bed and LEAVE. Good night!

"One and done! GOODBYE. NEXT! Movin' along." -Steve (Not used in a real-life situation)

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