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the answer to any "why" question you do not know.
"Why didnt you eat your veggie?"
-"Purple Monkey Dishwasher."
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Someone you'd deny knowing if you were seen hanging out with him.
Girl- I told you, I dont know Barney the purple dinosaur!
Kids at school- We saw you hanging out with him, we know it was you!
Girl- It wasnt me! I'm getting homeschooled from now on, I don't need these losers, I'm awesome! My teddy bear told me I was so I know it's true! I dont give a fuck what anybody else thinks.
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To eat purple monkey balls is like eating some marijuana
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When the girl your talking to send you snaps out of the blue
My ex sent me random purple snaps
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The condition of a man's penis where the circulation is cut off and the tip turns purple.
Damn, last night I got the worst case of Mexican Purple Rocket last night when my girlfriend gave me a gripping handjob. I think she was mad at me from when I gave her a Cleavland steamer.
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Purple hat hackers are professionals at hacking and like to test how good they are at hacking by hacking older computer they own
A purple hat hacker was testing his hacking skills by hacking his old computer
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When somebody reaches down their pants, rubs their hand around on their privates and brings it back up to their nose for a sniff. Usually checking to see if their balls need a cleaning before going out for the night
"Bro, did you just see that?"
"Yeah man he just purple monkey dishwashered himself, that kid is gross"
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