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Like the Teddy Roosevelt, but you use the sandpaper as a female condom instead.
One guy: Dude, why is the skin on your penis gone?
other guy: I just got a Reverse Teddy Roosevelt
Verb. The act of masturbating with your left hand (even when right-handed) for the simple reason of keeping your right hand pure in the eyes of Allah.
Person 1 thinks: "Man, good thing I did the Reverse Haji Handshake earlier today or I might feel morally upset about shaking this Tribal Leader's hand."
Tribal Leader: "Durka Durka Akbar."
Have sexual intercourse with an cross breed animal such as a Liger (Lion / Tiger) or a Gironkey (Giraffe / Donkey) or a HippoCrocoPig (Hippopotamus / Corcodile / Pig). The animals do not necessarily have to be real, but represent the spririt of ugly people.
I reverse stockholmed the shit out of that Gironkey last night
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As a verb, this is when an individual uses the theme from The Fresh Prince of Bel Air as a lead-in to a story or conversation, often a bad one. This is akin to the idea of the Bel Air, but instead lulls the listener into a false sense of security then drops the bomb on their head. This concept was first found in the webcomic xkcd, #464, entitled RBA.
This is how a Reverse Bel Air should work:
Girl: Now this is a story all about how, my life got flipped turned upside down, and I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, I'll tell you about how I became uncertain about our relationship. I think you just like having a girlfriend, it doesn't matter who. I think we should break up.
Guy: ...wait, seriously?
Girl: Yeah.
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The rmh (reverse mental hug) is a non-contact way of fulfilling the expression of affection demonstrated in a normal hug. It occurs as follows:
1. Fingers are interlaced with palms facing outwards and elbows at 80 degree angle
2. Arms are extended completely straight, palms directed toward receiver of hug
3. The words "reverse mental hug" are proclaimed
There are also group reverse mental hugs in which a circle is formed and all huggers interlace arms
Additionally, upon the smacking of palms, a reverse mental hug is turned into a reverse mental high five
Jane: I'm having such a bad day. Ugh!
Luis: Oh, I'm sorry. Reverse mental hug!
Jane: Yay! Reverse mental hug.
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A legendary and extremely difficult sexual act. It is when a female balances on her shoulder blades propped straight up with her genitals perpendicular with the floor, and she supports the male with her feet. He is parallel with the ground but suspended in air by the female. The female will then proceed to spin the male (while inserted inside her) with her feet, constituting a Reverse Swedish Helicopter.
This works best with a strong female and a weak male.
"What is a reverse swedish helicopter?"
"Dude, its like a swedish helicopter, but reverse."
"That's like impossible."
"Naw I've seen it once. It was pretty epic."
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1. The same thing.
2. Something that is flipped, but reversed back to the same thing.
Vu's statement was the Flip Side Reversed of what Flo said.
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