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The Midwestern Ring of Fire is a party trick in which you shove three to four raccoons up your ass, along with some medium to spicy salsa, and just hold on for dear life.
Did you see how Tony pulled off that Midwestern Ring of Fire last night? Crazy bro...
When your dick is so scared, it retreats to a point that it looks like a condom ring.
Dude, that chick was so scary, I was ringing it!
An engagement ring that comes off during a fight and is thrown at the giver but eventually returns to the thrower's finger
they fight so much and she throws that ring at him so many times then they get back together... it's like a boom-a-ring...
Dude 1: You know that game Mid ring?
Dude 2: Oh you mean Elden Ring, yeah what about it.
Dude 1: It's a copy and paste of dark souls 3, but there's one new move, jump.
Dude 2: Mid Ring...
"Mid Ring sucks so bad, I rated it -0/10, and refunded it."
Cumming in someones mouth the same time you make them laugh so cum shoots out their nose
Becky was pleasing me and i told a joke as i came and she got a Russian nose ring
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A ring you get around your mouth after kissing a girl who just sucked another man off.
I can tell you kissed my girl right after she sucked me off cause I can see my cream ring around ya lips! Hows that salty dog taste?!