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Ones Sexual Market Value can only be found by using this simple easy to use equation.
((Attractiveness) + ((4x)Socal status) + (Style)) - ((Nose Length) + (Weight) + (C) + (-Height))= Sexual Market Value
When (C) equals car type
Truck = 30
Car = 20
Suv = 10
Hybrid = 300
Motorcycle = 0
Vespa = 600
Van = 25
Classic Car = 5
Dune Buggy = -42
"I bought these new shoes"
"Those shoes are Sweet Dude"
"yea... I thought it would increase my Sexual Market Value, But then I realized that my SMV would be much higher if i stopped hanging around idiots who say "Sweet Dude""
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non sexual dominance is where the dominant exerts control over the submissive in ways that do not involve sexual intercourse or are based on sexual release or activities.
An example of non sexual dominance is where the dominant will schedule the submissives day, giving them directions on how to apply makeup or what clothing to wear. This does not have to be a parental control. One can also use dominance to inspire someone to finish a class in school they do not find easy to finish, to encourage someone to stop smoking, etc. Non sexual dominance is any form of consentual control where the primary goal is not sexual.
Her non sexual dominance made her a popular dominant for many straight women.
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flirting intimately, but going on about as if were a joke, then using that to cover up the fact it's actually NOT a joke
do you think derek and jason are all over each other?
yeahhh, but its pseudo-psuedo-sexual
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The University (sic) of Southern California.
Matt: "Where do you go to school?"
Marc: "USC, the University of Sexual Ballers! It's a blast!
Matt: "I only hope that I'll one day be able to get a sports scholarship to such an outstanding university..."
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What 99.9% of Urban Dictionary definitions are.
Some disgusting sexual references: Charleston Chew Alaskan Firedragon Dirty Sanchez Alabama Hotpocket Panamanian Petting Zoo Maui Mudslide Mississippi Meathook
...and pretty much anything that ends in "steamer"
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A dog, usually small and yappy, that is unwillingly acquired when a sexual partner moves into ones residence.
"Dude!! My girlfriend gave me a STD!"
"What, like herpes or something?"
"Nah man, a sexually transmitted dog. A white, fluffy, irritating Maltese Terrier named Paris that yaps all night and poops on my lawn. I so would not have slept with her if I knew that she was a carrier."
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Not your girlfriend/boyfriend, but someone whom you have sex with more often than anyone else. Used in places where "booty call" is too distant, and "girl/boyfriend" is too close.
Especially helpful/appropriate if you're actively "seeing" more than one person.
Person 1 : "So.. is that your girlfriend?"
Person 2 : "Nope. She's my primary sexual provider"
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