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when taking a hot shower you fart really long and loud causing an aroma to take over your shower and eat at you such like a troll might.
I had taco bell after practice then went home to take a shower, i had to get out quick cause i released a steamy shower troll.
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When you really don't have enough time to shower but your odor is driving you crazy so you take an extra super speedy shower, doing everything extra fast.
The ballgame was tied in the middle of the ninth, but I had to take a ninja shower just in case it went into overtime.
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if you wanna take some unsuspecting poeple by surprise.
you should take a lot of laxative
stand on a tall building ,balcony whatever you like
drop your pants bend forward
and explode ! resulting in poeple covered in scattershit
watch out dont slip and fall ass down on the sidewalk
now . go out and spray
make someone's day
get on a tower and give em a chocolate surprise shower
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A shower-scum sucker is a person who down-votes another guy's post that is meant to pay a tribute and memoralize his beloved dog.
Shit! The shower-scum suckers are mad because their turd didn't get elected, so now, they stop braiding their pubic hair and go down-vote something that is completely none of their business - bon appetite!
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When a group of blondes (5 or more) proceeds to urinate on an individual in unison.
May be used for business or pleasure, also a good idea for a very naughty punishment.
Those with golden hair give the best golden showers. Only the luckiest of mankind get to experience an Extra Golden Shower.
Five blondes walk into a bar and all have to pee. I pray they pee on me. I've only ever dreamed of an Extra Golden Shower.
Scott: "A golden shower just isn't cutting it for me anymore man."
Donna: "Why don't you try an Extra Golden Shower?"
Scott: "Sweet! I totally have at least five blonde friends that would love to piss on me!"
There's just something about an abundance of golden streams dousing you with warmth when they're coming straight from a circle of babes with golden hair.
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When your taking a shower with someone who is hogging the water, which forces you to use the little bit of water that is streaming of there elbow
Person 1: Dude whats that smell?
Person 2: Thats me sorry i only got a elbow water shower today
Person 1: Dude you need to take showers on your own if she cant share the water
Person 2: yeah well what are you gonna do?
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Dublin colloquialism meaning to forego a shower in favour of a spray of deodorant, usually Linx.
Originates from the poorer, working class people from the North side of Dublin. (see knacker.)
Chantel: Are yeh ready to go, Anto?
Anto: Yeah, jus' lemme have a North Side Shower foirst. *sprays Linx* Let's go, da 75 won't wait for yizzes.
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