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When selecting a prostitute, the optimal rental criteria is finding the fattest and oldest hoe with the most skin for your dollar, to maximize your investment's worth in the night.
SI Unit is meter squared per USD
Man, Jimmy is such an idiot! He picked the skinny twenty year old hooker when he had a chance to pick up that Granny Gorlock at the end of the street! He didn't pay attention to the Skin to Buck Ratio (SBR).
Two gay guys slapping their nuts together
I saw your dad getting some strange from some guy at the bar they were in an all out ‘Four leaf skin clover’ thrusting hard
Hiding from or being lazy. The art of dogging the gig. Taking your time while others work hard. Taking your time, padding the clock.
Bob is skinning it while others are working.
"What is taking them guys so long, probably skinning it."
When you go to someone's house at night and circumcise them in their sleep and then you take the foreskin for yourself.
Me and my freaky friends went Skin Smuggling last Saturday.
Anything worn by a person who can be described as a hoon.
Can be an article of clothing which is especially lame, queer, or associated with ricer, NHRA, NASCAR, or even extreme sports culture. Essentially refers to the clothing of groups one despises.
A person who is a genuine hoon can, simply by wearing something cool in a public way, redfine that article of clothing as "hoon skin".
EXAMPLE 1:
A: Did you see that Christmas sweater SLASH letterman jacket Justin Bieber was wearing on TV?
B: Yup, genuine hoon skin.
EXAMPLE 2:
A: The pant were cool, right?
B: Nope. Those are hoon skin now too.
A polite way of telling someone to fuck off, get shafted, or get bent. Solely to be used in a negative connotation.
Another way of saying Bless your heart.
"Hey buddy why don't you go skin a rope."
"My boss wanted me to work more overtime after putting in a 70 hour week. I told him to go skin a rope."