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A foaming pipe snake is the act of ejaculating into a woman's urethra rather than the cervix. It may cause a burning sensation and cause massive infection.
"Dude, I totally gave that broad a foaming pipe snake, it came out in her pee!"
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a phrase often used in cyber sex
"i want to slither like a snake into your cove"
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1. An expression, origionally taken from Samuel L. Jacksons snakes on a Plane, showing great anger towards someone or something
2. A universal expression able to be used anywhere for anything.
1.Tom: Hey anthony, i ate your food
Brian: And Anthony, I stole your iPod.
Anthony: BAH, you guys are muther fuckin snakes on a plane!!
1.Greg: Fuck you anthony, you forgot to go running today.
Anthony: OMG!! Snakes on a plane!!
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A hand gesture, done as follows:
1. Put both of your hands in a peace sign, and raise them up, like Richard Nixon.
2. Now curl your fingers over, so as to resemble snake fangs.
3. Exclaim "Kentucky Snake Bite!" and bend your wrist so as to "bite" the air with the fangs.
Congrats! You have just done the Kentucky Snake Bite.
There is no example, as this is an action.
The Kentucky Snake Bite is good for picture poses. It can be done at oppurtune times when the air needs to be lifted, or the mood needs to be lightened.
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A toilet-bowl-full of small pieces of poop that usually congregates at the bottom near the toilet exit hole, thus resembling a den of baby snakes.
Ugh! I left 'em a den of baby snakes this time!
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I'm headed over to her house later to snake her drain if you know what I mean.
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Any set of beliefs, particularly extreme Abrahamic faiths (Extreme Christianity, Islam etc), that people buy into as a way of not dealing with their own mortality.
Humans are cognitively vulnerable to believe in such systems, and many so called "religions" take advantage of this. Meaning people end up sacrificing and wasting some or all of their own short time on this earth for a fictional assurance fram an ethereal being they will never meet.
(Knock Knock)
JW Chumps : "Hi, we are Jehovah's Witnesses, would you like to talk about how much God loves you"
Me: "No, I don't need any Salvation Snake Oil"
JW Chumps : "We aren't selling oil sir, we would like to talk about how you can be saved."
Me: "Do you believe in Dinosaurs?"
JW Chumps: ??
Me: "If your god is so benevolent, why is he promising a crap ending for anyone who doesn't belive in your poorly constructed borrowings of other faiths that have existed for thouasands of years before Charlie came up with this gig?"
JW Chumps: ??
Me: "How is it that the chosen place for your leaders is in New York City - when the rest of the Abrahamic faiths have their spiritual centres in and around the other side of the world?"
JW Chumps: ??
Me: "Would you like some Salvation Snake Oil?"
JW Chumps: "Ah thank you sir, have a nice day"
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